Thermite, It Came From Space, Chinatown, Holy Mountain

This is our story: Greg was born when a tree got soaked in beer spilled by a hipster and somehow one of its roots impregnated the hipster. It was a cloudy day and Greg was born immediately. Evan was born when a cathode and a diode got together and dematerialized a gazillion nematodes. For a time, the world was free of nematodes and Evan was the lord of the land. I was born when two peach cobbler cells divided and came in contact with some Baskin Robbins Baseball Nut Ice Cream. Somehow, I've avoided the diabetes.