The Dandy Lions, Dangerous Animals, Hailey Wojcik, The Danger Boys

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

There lived a boy who dreamt of becoming an astronaut/ jedi / batman /king / doctor/ Olympian/ vampire, and after years, and years of intense training and schooling he realized he wielded an amazing talent for writing mediocre songs.
He then met the worlds most handsome/gifted bass player, and convinced him to play drums instead. They gave up their hopes, talents, and dreams to bring you and your children the tunes of... The Dandy lions


Dangerous Animals formed in 2011 in Storrs, CT when frontman Mike Holler and guitarist Mick Taggart first met and began making music together. The duo soon recruited drummer John Hudak through word-of-mouth and eventually settled on longtime friend Mike Schulz for bass guitar. Bouncing between dark pubs, rock clubs, and wild house shows, the band has cultivated a dedicated following for their music – a mixture of punk, dance rhythms, and rocknroll. Their debut EP "Don't Blame the Floor if You Can't Dance" is due later this month.


Songwriter. Singer. Queer femme. Zookeepers' kid. Canine enthusiast.

***New EP, "Book of Beasts" coming soon!***


Jack and Julian were born on the outskirts of Tuscany, Italy where they matured both mentally and sexually. At the age of four his parents moved to Akron, Ohio to escape massive gambling debts and the threat of Italy's recent tiger shark infestation.