Not Safe For Work, Tony Castles

(The) Tony Castles was born in Brooklyn, NY in August 2008. His family resides in suburban Connecticut and Madrid, Spain. He has great recipes for chicken marsala, pork dumplings and a variety of traditional Italian pasta sauces. He is a diehard fan of the Boston Celtics, and the New York Giants. He played three years of high school varsity soccer and has college diplomas in mathematics, economics, neuroscience and creative writing. He is a devout fan of rock and roll music. A few of his notable favorites include Talking Heads, Suicide, Roxy Music and Nirvana. (The) Tony Castles is a responsible hard worker but probably isn’t qualified for the job.