It's a Wonderful Life! A Benefit for Reverend Jen Junior

It’s a Wonderful Life: A Benefit for Reverend Jen Junior
Hosted by Reverend Jen
Featuring Janeane Garafalo, Master Lee, John S. Hall, Todd Montessi, a Christmas Pageant (written by Rev. Jen), several bands and more including an “America’s Next Top Elf” Competition and a creepy Santa!
Wed. December 16th, 9 PM – 1 AM
Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow Street
21 and over, please bring ID

Reverend Jen Junior is the greatest dog actress in the world and a Lower East Side Icon. She starred in 22 episodes of Electra Elf, a Moby video and countless movies produced by ASS Studios. She's even been a Page 6 Girl. Lassie can suck it. She is also wicked old, has a heart condition and needs dental surgery or she will perish. I (Rev. Jen Senior) lost my job because I was taking too much (unpaid) time off to visit my boyfriend who has brain cancer. I am also mentally ill and barely employable and therefore one broke ass bitch. Oh yeah, I’m also in eviction court where they do not give out candy canes. But I would rather live in a fucking box with my dog than live with a roof over my head without her.

The holidays suck but they will suck less if you attend this amazing event in honor of the world's littlest Art Star. Bands, comedians, performers, pony rides (OK, I won't really have ponies...) but JJ is a huge part of the Lower East Side, a character who's brought joy to so many people's lives and humped so many legs through the years. (Possibly even more than me) that she is a national treasure. Any proceeds leftover after vet bills will be donated to Waggytail Rescue. So join us crazies for a good cause, fun, weirdness and whatever Holiday Cheer I might be able to pull out of my ass.

A creepy Santa will be on hand, popping boners as you ask him for rent money and there will be an elf competition. The three categories are “North Pole Dancing”, “Speed Gift-Wrapping” and “Holiday Movie Q&A.”

Please let me know if you have any questions. I thank you in advance for your support.

Holidays! (We can’t call them “happy”…sorry…)
Rev.